ASHER ROTH BAD DAY LYRICS
BAD DAY LYRICS by ASHER ROTH:
From Asher Roth's new album, Asleep in the Bread)
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps...
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,
All this jet setting has really been getting to me.
It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep
But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
An isle seat, fine by me
But the guy that's insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps
Flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God, please
Let there be a honey sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that wheezes when it breathes
The guy that's in D is at least three deep
And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Everything best shorter just need water
But for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.
I'm having a Bad Day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]
So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants,
But the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas
And at last I escape when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim
When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
Some dumb bitch I went to high school with
While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit
[ Bad Day lyrics from http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/ ] I just smile and think how great it would be
If I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
So I pick up my LL Bean
And b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]
I check into my hotel room
And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him I moved and I need some water and food
And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO
So anything I want yo I'm paying fo'
But I'm lame and broke so
I'm laying in a robe watching that Little People Big World show
Right then there's a knock at the door,
It's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I've lost my cat, have you seen it' "
Jesus, this day is the worst,
At least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep
Healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just
Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]
And it just keeps...
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,
All this jet setting has really been getting to me.
It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep
But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
An isle seat, fine by me
But the guy that's insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps
Flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God, please
Let there be a honey sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that wheezes when it breathes
The guy that's in D is at least three deep
And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Everything best shorter just need water
But for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.
I'm having a Bad Day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]
So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants,
But the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas
And at last I escape when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim
When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
Some dumb bitch I went to high school with
While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit
[ Bad Day lyrics from http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/ ] I just smile and think how great it would be
If I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
So I pick up my LL Bean
And b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]
I check into my hotel room
And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him I moved and I need some water and food
And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO
So anything I want yo I'm paying fo'
But I'm lame and broke so
I'm laying in a robe watching that Little People Big World show
Right then there's a knock at the door,
It's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I've lost my cat, have you seen it' "
Jesus, this day is the worst,
At least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep
Healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just
Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps... [x2]
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